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Bartleby13aod
23 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2005-05-22 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 9in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | pisces |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English |
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Kingbanus
25 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI'm 5'10, white, brown haired and eyes. You could tell some of
these things when you look at my photo, but I thought I say them
anyway, because everyone else does. I'm currently in Key West
working as a government contractor on the 5 naval facilities doing
all their computer work. I lived down in the Keys now for almost 2
years. I lived in South Florida most of my life.
I was in the Marines for 4 1/2 years. I did computer work while in
there as well. I lived in Okinawa, Japan for 3 of them years. The
Marines taught me a lot and I think it was the best expierence I've
been in.
I love to travel. I been to Australia, Okinawa, Tokyo, Phillipians,
Korea, Canada, and a bunch of the states in the US. I really want
to go to Ireland, Brazil, and Iresial.
I love to talk, more then most people would think a man should
talk. I like to listen as well. I don't generally get tired of it,
unless it's just complaining and nagging and what not.
Some say that I'm funny, and some say I'm an asshole, I say that
I'm honest and I'll tell you what's on my mind.
Skateboarding videogames talking to people listening
to people talk laughing
Expanding this thing to 1000 words is a bit insane. I really don't
think someone will read an essay on another person, before saying
hi. I'm sure most people are like me and just look for some key
things about a person, before even thinking about saying hello. I
think if everything is said here on the profile, you might not even
give the person a chance or try to get to know them, just because
of one small thing that was said on here. It'll be much better if
you starting with messages and phone calls, then just jump the gun
from reading a profile. This of course is just my opinion and since
it's my profile and I need 1000 words just to complete this sites
percentage thingy, I'll just post what's on my mind at the momnet.
Maybe it'll get me to 100% and my dream girl will be waiting for me
at the other side or maybe it'll just mean I completed the profile
and the site will then be able to match me better or something like
that. Most likely it just will mean that I completed it and then
I'll just be done. I think a thousand words is still something not
needed.
My AIM account is Kingbanus Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2005-03-19 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 11in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | leo |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English, Japanese, Tagalog |
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heyhappy
35 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL Descriptioni am a single mom, just got divorced la year ago, and im moving on.
i love being in the sun, outside, and hate the city. im
working all the time, and i live with my sister, my mom is sick,
and my dad left when i was 10. i can take care of myself and im
only looking for friends. Looking ForFriends, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-10-18 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 5in |
| Looking For | Friends, Penpals |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | English |
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southernmost
43 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI'm the big brother that everyone always wanted. Active, yet not
bouncing off the wall. I love to travel when I can, day/weekend
trips are just as fun as long out of area/country trips. I'm
willing to try anything once even if something sounds crazy. I like
to swim in the ocean everyday when I can. Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-06-14 |
| Ethnicity | Other |
| Height | 6ft |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | scorpio |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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beachrog30
30 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-16 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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captjrmorgan
30 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionFrom My Facebook Profile:
Im a fun loving guy who enjoys life and can't get over the natural
beauty of my surroundings. I am super stoked to live in Key West.
My friends are my family. I dive to live. I go to the main land
ounce in a while to surf. I just live... Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-09 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 2in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners |
| Smokes | sometimes |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | gemini |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | N/A |
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erichheart
23 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-14 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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him18
20 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionMy self summary huh? hmm that is hard.... how do I put into words
who I am? I am a very weird person am kind, respectful, funny,
crazy. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2008-09-28 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | leo |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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mwhitnell
57 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionIf your headliner says â??Looking for the last love of my lifeâ??, keep
on looking, as you probably never had the first. For me I have been
in â??loveâ?? not unrequited, twice in my life, with many short and
long engagements of the opposite sex. Most of my friends consider
this unusual and rare, for they werenâ??t so fortunate. I am not
looking for a life mate only a playmate here on until time runs
out. I just wish I could find a woman who sees me for whom I really
am, and just as a sex object.
If your idea of a first date, is walking along the beach, get a
dog; if you want to have coffee at Starbucks, you probably spend a
$1.00 for a bottle of water tooâ?¦even though your credit cards are
maxed out.
If your looking for security or a savior (probably 95%+), you may
wish to consider as your â??lastâ?? option going to church. If you
donâ??t have a job or retirement income that supports your life
style, maybe you should have stayed with him. The thing you had to
sell while in your twenties, has very little market value now;
however, it may have value if properly and aggressively used.
Perhaps you now have an idea of what Iâ??m not looking forâ?¦I know not
to end a sentence with a preposition, I would hope you do
also.
If you wish to meet someone adventurous, exciting, and willing to
go out there, maybe there is a connection we have both missed
together. I am not over weight, still have my hair, keep my nails
cut short, have all my teeth, and laugh a lot.
After completion of my Masters in Engineering at University of
Missouri, I drove a motorcycle around the Eastern US for ten weeks
logging 10,000 miles. That was the beginning of my story and Iâ??m
looking forward to meeting someone that would like to share with
me. I enjoy traveling in my airplane and in November 2004 while on
a visit to NYC, I decided to fly by the White House and say hello
to Vice President Cheney. Google Mark Whitnell and read about my
dog fight with two F-16 fighter jets at 10,000 ft. Just one of many
experiences that ill cherish as I sit in my rocking chair in 25
years. Currently, I am semi-retired and self employed as a
Mechanical Engineer in Key West, FL. I am comfortable with myself
and would enjoy finding someone who is fun loving. Looking ForLong term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-09-16 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 7in |
| Looking For | Long term dating |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | cancer |
| Education | graduate degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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rig4red
24 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI'm going to break this summary into 3 sections: Travel, Music and
Food.
Travel:
I grew up overseas moving from country to country every couple
years. This has imprinted a get-up-and-go attitude in my life that
keeps things from getting too boring. I enjoy traveling and must do
so comfortably. I have no draw to explore the amazon or hike
western Austrailia. Quite oppositely, I might hop on a plane and
visit a friend in Oslo, go clubbing in London or catch an opera in
Paris.
Music:
My family is very artistic, many of them representing their
creativity through audio avenues. I grew up with music and today
can appreciate it across all genres thanks to that upbringing. I
enjoy a well preformed opera just as much as a Slipknot
concert.
Food:
Grow up traveling the world and you will learn to diversify your
pallet. I am not very particular about food - as long as it is done
well. While attending University I probably ate at McDonald's 3+
times a week, and I loved it. I still do. BUT there is so much more
cuisine to be had. Ever ate at an Ecuadorian restaurant? How about
Egyptian? Gotta live :) Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-31 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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caribbeangail
59 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI have recently moved to Key West. It's been a dream of mine to
live someplace warm, having lived in Central NY for most of my
life. I love it here. You can walk and bicycle everywhere. Lots of
good food, music, kayaking, snorkeling, sailing, you name it! Never
boring here!
I work in the health care field, and happened upon a really good
job here. Not bad being paid to work in Paradise.
More pix available, but Key West is such a small town, I decided to
delete my other pix here. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-01-24 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 3in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | taurus |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | N/A |
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djsyne
25 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionHey I'm a 25yrs old. I'm a happy fun loving single father. I am
proud of my lovely two kids and am so glad to have them in my life.
I am a Dj/producer who loves to go out and drink with friends
and strangers on the weekends. I love the Key West lifestyle. I am
a very good cook. I love funny movies and I would like to
find a woman who can either go out and have a blast at the bars and
clubs or stay home and watch a good movie, funny or not. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-08-04 |
| Ethnicity | Black, Latin, White |
| Height | 5ft 8in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | gemini |
| Education | high school |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | English |
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herrbutzie
64 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-17 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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kwfl
52 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-06 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Saladiin
25 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-04-29 |
| Ethnicity | Latin |
| Height | 6ft |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | capricorn |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English, Spanish |
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txtoaster
37 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI make lots of decisions at work When at home I like to be around a
dominant woman. I am open to how far you would go in this type of
relationship. I am masculine, work out, and love outdoor activity.
At home I'll serve you and want to be corrected when I am not. You
get to choose the punishment! Looking ForFriends, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-16 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Penpals |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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aqua3song
59 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-20 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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jbjags
36 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-12-21 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Callisto00
30 / female / Gay / single
Key West, FL DescriptionMemories never to be faded
Everything became so jaded.
Erasing time that is no more
Unleashing fate's core.
Trapped in eternity's Hell,
The angels fell.
Time lost it's place
Evil has no face.
The stars cried that night,
The world fought with all its might.
Fate never did see
What was meant to be.
Everything is gone
A new day will never dawn.
Time fell to its knees,
Surrendered, but didn't flee.
Love didn't last the test of time,
It became a crime. Looking ForFriends, Short term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2008-10-13 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 3in |
| Looking For | Friends, Short term dating |
| Smokes | yes |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | capricorn |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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lowerkeys
27 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Descriptioni enjoy out doors, fishing, diving, and sports. workingout is a
must, and i enjoy a good movie every now and then. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-12-25 |
| Ethnicity | Latin, White |
| Height | 5ft 7in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | sagittarius |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Antonije
53 / male / Straight /
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2008-02-14 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 2in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | gemini |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English, French, Spanish, German, Italian |
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dream_man_indigo
30 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionLiving in Key West, going to college,and loven life taking scuba
diving. and looking to get involved in cinematograpy. I'm always
ready for a good conversation. I pretty much know where I'm going
in life. It's all up to the law of attraction to do the rest and
become noble. I know that life is always important when it comes to
the chooses you make but the destination is is more important in
the end. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2007-11-14 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 7in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners |
| Smokes | sometimes |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | sagittarius |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Ikeyaman
52 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-02 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | 5ft 11in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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JD305
26 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Activity partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-25 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Activity partners |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Kafei_8
24 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionHi!
Hope you're well!
I love traveling, and moving to new places. I spent my childhood in
western Pennsylvania, went to undergrad in Rhode Island, and
got my MPH in New Orleans. I've been all over the United
States, including Hawaii and I've traveled to Africa, France, The
Netherlands, and Belgium. And now I'm here living the life in Key
West, Florida. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-12 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 7in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | pisces |
| Education | graduate degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English, French |
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KarmaCaptain
51 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionAbout me? Well I'm just another of the many actual nice guys out
here that are continually overlooked, dismissed, or deleted simply
because,..................................................... Well,
I can't really say why. Maybe it's because I don't have the look of
a "bad boy". They say that's what all the ladies want, but once
they get one the, and the "bad boys" start back doing bad things,
the women seem surprised. Go figure. Well, I'm not one of them.
Just a decent guy looking for a decent girl. Doesn't seem like too
much to ask.
I am someone who loves adventure, exploring new places, traveling,
and just getting off the couch (so to speak) and see what life has
to offer. When I die, Many, many years from now, I want people to
say
"that guy REALLY lived".
I have traveled the world and been MANY places, but these days I
want to pick my destinations carefully, and take my time. Much like
I feel about this elusive lady I am searching for. I am taking my
time to find just the right woman whom I can share an amazing life
with. If you can't believe in it, then you very likely won't live
it. We only get this one shot at life. I want to make it a great
one
So if you got past that part and are still reading here's something
about me.
As it says at the beginning, I'm a very friendly, honest and
sincere man out here in the world looking for a wonderful girl to
complete my world.
Yeah, I said "complete" my world. My world isn't all that bad, I do
lots of things, I go lots of places, I have a good job, I live on a
big sailing yacht in Vaca Key, "on the ball", in Boot Key Harbor.
So all things considered, life ain't too bad at all. I'd just like
someone to share everything with. I don't think that's asking too
much.
I'm a very decent man with "old school" morals, I'm not a cheater,
and I have no interest in controlling anyone. I rather prefer the
good old slow moving, hand holding, 1 guy, 1 girl thing. I'm in no
hurry, but I would love to find that one special lady out there
that I can share my life with, and take those long walks with.
Boats, sailing, diving, biking, these things are a big part of my
life as well. There is a lot more to me, but if what you've read
isn't enough, just ask. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-09-28 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 10in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating |
| Smokes | yes |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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keyspainter
54 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionNewly divorced, looking to see whats out there. Working artist in
the Florida Keys. Love to get out on the water. Love to cook. Love
the Florida Keys. Would love a man friend to go to the movies with
or just have a drink with. Not into the bar scene and please no
motorcycles. Love to travel and explore and i am always wondering
whats around the corner. Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-05-18 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | aries |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | N/A |
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keywestkindness
59 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionKeeping a positive attitude,Life is so wonderful, to see a
sunset,to enjoy exploration, a drive without a destination, a walk
holding hands,all so good. But when you can share these things
everything is so much brighter,sharing brings so much
happiness,thats what I am seeking.Important things to me are
honesty, respect, ethics,and communication. I live here in Key West
and enjoy everything outdoors, the water is so refreshing, I love
to sail,dive and explore.I must say I love romance I still open
doors, and bring flowers on days that are just days. My kindness
comes from my heart, I am not looking for a one night stand or NSA
relationship, I am seeking a sincere companion to find love with. I
look forward to sharing with one that shares my values, Bruce Looking ForLong term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-11-14 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 6in |
| Looking For | Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | graduate degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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mrkleansbrother
42 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI am not here for hook ups and I refuse to be a notch on your Prada
purse strap. If that is what you are after than just keep clicking,
ladies.
INFJ - the counselor
I scored 27% I to E, 26% N to S, 43% F to T, and 47% J to P!
Myers-Briggs is confident I can help you. They also say I am rare
and that less than 2% of the population falls into this category.
Everyone who has ever taken the Myers-Briggs has been informed that
that less than 2% of the population falls into their category. I
think that Myers-Briggs also does horoscopes.
I walk with a limp that is the bitter reminder of an incident with
a feral cat suffering from a blood sugar deficit disorder.
I did, in fact, ride on the short yellow bus as a boy but only on
Wednesdays.
I am the kind of sexy that makes chubby girls working at the deli
counter in Publix give me free chicken. It's true!
I am in complete and total disarray right now. For some odd reason
I decided to view my own profile, (this makes no sense since I am
quite intimate with myself and know everything about me), and I
discovered that there are similar users to me. (If you look down
and to the right you will see a column that is titled similar
users).
These similar users are very strange and they have odd names like,
.NakedGerman. and .Chubbyninja. , wait a minute, they are similar.
You can tell by the names. SHIT!
If you still want the specifics after knowing that I am not
original or unique they are as follows:
I am a reclusive, bi-polar, schizophrenic pictophiliac. I enjoy
masturbating to Cosmopolitan, long conversations with myself and
dining out, respectively but I have little time for the latter two
because I devote nearly all my time to the former. I hate smiling
and sunshine! I own stock in BioFilm, (the maker of
Astroglide).
I am first and foremost a poet. Occupationally I am an optician.
(No one seems to want to pay for poems. WTF)!
I am considering taking up needlepoint.
Those who befriend me are usually a little odd with tastes that are
out of the norm. If people tend to look at you a little funny then
we could probably be friends.
The first thing okcupid asks you when you create a profile is to
pick three words to describe yourself. If you typed sentences in
there or, worse, catch phrases you have very poor reading
comprehension skills. I probably hate you!
If your profile says, "It is impossible to fit who I am in this
little box," congratulations! You are tremendously original. The
world is comprised of people whose entire beings can be summed up
in a few sentences. Except for you, that is. You are so deep!
A lot of you ladies seem to be an ever-evolving work in progress
way too kewl to be summed up in a few paragraphs and you have a
hard time talking about yourself which is really weird because you
think you are so awesome and you never shut up but if someone wants
to get to know you they like just need to ask you and that's a
really a bunch of shit too because you don't really respond to most
messages you get because you got this really long list of all the
reasons why guys should just keep on clicking and you haven't
really figured out that the guys who have all the qualities you
took so much time to outline can't read anyway and so if you're one
of those girls, I mean like, duh!
If your profile states that you are not here to find love and are
tired of all the messages from people who think you are sexy, you
deserve those messages. It's a DATING website, jackass! Figure it
out and quit bitching.
Oh, I almost forgot. Your pictures are so hot! Looking ForFriends, Long term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2007-10-11 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | atheist |
| Sign | virgo |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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bee_eater2
21 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionMyself hmmm good question, I don't even know my self half the time
so this is going to be hard and I hate talking about it but I will
give it a try. There is kind of no way to really sum up someone's
life in these things any ways.
Well my name is Daniel. I have gone to one school after another
since I can remember. I have a learning disability things come hard
to me but I over come them. I only have a few close friends of mine
that I have known forever since the first grade practically. I
consider my family and parents as best friends to, they are
awesome.
I'm kind of an outdoors person now, last year I think I have
climbed all the mountains in New England. I also love just going
places, I tend to just drive with no destination in mind and get
lost on purpose I find it fun. I use to go on a lot of trips with
my parents and school trips. I have been all over the United
States.
I graduated from â??American International Collegeâ?? last year. I
studied to be an IT guy but kind of hate computers right now. I
actually hate it so much that I would rather work at a garbage dump
for the rest of my life then work on computers. I'm really good
with them so that's why I went into the field.
My future plan is to study abroad in other countries I really want
to see the world. Thought that would be a good way of doing it. The
top two places I want to go right now are New Zealand and Poland. I
kind of want to go to New Zealand mostly because I want to take a
train cross country and then take a freight liner to New Zealand.
Just thought that would be so fun to do and its so far away 9000
miles over land and sea. Your welcome to come if you want, I don't
want to go by my self.
--Philosophy
I really want to live in Poland right now. I'm mostly Polish and my
mom says we have relatives there that live in Kraków. Just thought
it would be cool and help me to go back to my roots because
honestly I feel kind of lost. My biggest goal and dream right now
is to just see as many places as I can and learn as much as I can,
before I die. You only live once so why not, I don't want to stay
in one spot and be successful. Witch is what my parents want for me
so bad.
Also in high school I was really good and science and math took
some calculus and trigonometry before I graduated. I liked working
on it because it was so hard. I kind of gave up on that stuff
though made my brain hurt to much. Still love science . I really
want to go back to college in some foreign country to study
something in science but I think it will be to hard for me.
--One Amazing Thing I've Seen or Done
I have mainly just been all over America with family, friends and
school trips. Been all over New England several times,
Massachusetts, New York and NYC, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine.
Gone to Canada a few times, Quebec, Montreal and Nova Scotia. Been
to a whole bunch of states around Arizona a few times I have a
uncle that lives there. Been down the entire coast of California
and to all the city's. Also been to Alaska my sister worked up
there she did boat tours of the wild life and glaciers. That state
is the best state ever, if you come to America ever you have to go
there, its so remote. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-06 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 8in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Activity partners, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | no |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | gemini |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English |
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jessica4all
24 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI'm open minded, hot and sweet girl that likes to enjoy life to the
fullest. I like to play fantasies and bring up the steam. I also
like to show off my body and see what people say. I love hangin out
with friends at home or goin on weekend trips with the girls.
Thatâ??s some of the best times I ever have. See my recent weekend
pics at Active.ws/kittyk I also LOVE sports. Mostly basketball and
football. My friends say I am pretty easy-going and easy to get
along with. Cant beat some fun in the sun. beachin it and lazin
around..LOVE it!! Looking ForFriends, Short term dating, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2007-12-13 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Short term dating, Sex partners |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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Reese18
46 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI am a single parent of a wonderful 15 year old son.We live alone
in The Lower Keys.I have a boat and do some fishing and Island
hopping.I like to travel. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-02-04 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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trickygal
20 / female / Straight / single
Key West, FL Descriptioni was born in Philippines ,it's me trickygal08aty! I just thought I
would put up a couple of pictures that really showed what I was
made of I want to say hi!! to everyone that I want to make friends,
I know you never meet anyone "genuine" on these sites - so am not
going to be corny saying aim looking for that - but It would be
nice I guess I will stick to just saying that I wanna talk to
whoever-so hit me up-genuine or not.
I am type of a girl want to communicate seriously because i do i
love entertaining people around the world.lol!!
yes! i like serious relationship â??Love is a force more formidable
than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured,
yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer
you more joy than any material possession could.â?? Looking ForFriends, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-11-23 |
| Ethnicity | Asian |
| Height | 5ft 6in |
| Looking For | Friends, Activity partners, Penpals, Sex partners |
| Smokes | sometimes |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | catholic |
| Sign | virgo |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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herefornow_
23 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL DescriptionI am a fun person who likes to go out and meet people. I am kind of
shy when i first meet people until I get comfortable with them. I
like to have fun no matter what is going on in my life.
I work for the coast guard driving boats and doing deck work, but
I'm also the ship-board EMT. I used to do a lot of volunteering at
the fire company and ambulance before I joined the coast guard and
think I'm going to start on a nursing degree soon, maybe go for
physician assistant.
I love being outside. I want to spend more time hiking and playing
frisbee in the park. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Sex partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-04-14 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 11in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating, Sex partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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sc55
28 / male / Straight / single
Key West, FL Looking ForFriends, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2006-06-09 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Penpals |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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JFinback
58 / male / Straight / single
Summerland Key, FL DescriptionI am easy-going, easy to get along with, relaxed and looking for
the same in a ltr with a woman. Not interested in one night stands.
I enjoy outdoor activities like fishing, boating and snorkeling and
enjoy going out to dinner as well as cooking at home for
friends/family. As well as being confident, happy and fun to be
with, I am also honest, trusting, kind and thoughtful. I am an
optimist and somewhat romantic when and if I have to be!(lol) I
have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh and am able to
laugh at myself...laughing is good, don't you think? And these are
just SOME of my good points! So much for my brief
self-summary...now what about yours? Looking ForFriends, Long term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2005-07-11 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 1in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating |
| Smokes | yes |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | scorpio |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | N/A |
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nikkik4u
24 / female / Straight / single
Summerland Key, FL DescriptionI just moved down here to the Florida Keys from the eastside of
Cincinnati, Ohio. I like to go out on the boat & go fishing.
I've recently discovered my wildside,so I'm looking for someone to
go out with & have fun. I like to dance & shake my booty to
good music. I tend to have a lot of energy. I like to workout &
stay in shape. My mom says I have the perfect hourglass figure. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-11-24 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 4ft 11in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | virgo |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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KLee305
22 / female / Straight / single
Summerland Key, FL DescriptionI've never really been great at describing myself but I'll give it
a shot.
My name is KayLee. I am a born and raised Key West Conch. Graduated
fro Key West High School in 2005. Moved to Orlando, graduated from
Keiser University with my A.S. degree in Massage Therapy. Then I
moved back home to good ol' Cayo Hueso (Key West). I'm very family
orientated. I love my bigg familia.
I love making new friends but I have to say I am very shy at first.
I don't really go out a lot, I mostly stay home n relax or hang out
with friends and family. I love to play sports or just enjoy being
outdoors to either riding my 4-wheeler to going out on the boat for
some fishin. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-12-03 |
| Ethnicity | Latin, White |
| Height | 5ft 4in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Penpals |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | pisces |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English |
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bon-homme
40 / male / Straight /
Big Pine Key, FL Looking ForLong term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-11-15 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 10in |
| Looking For | Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | scorpio |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English |
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zsrbpk
20 / male / Straight / single
Big Pine Key, FL DescriptionHi,
My name is Zac Reams. I live in the Florida Keys. I attend college
at FKCC. I love playing video games and hanging out with friends,
playing guitar, and building and racing my BMW! I think I am a all
aroung good guy I absolutely would love to be with someone thats
there for me and to share life with at this point! I like to be
pretty simple not to complex but hey things change and change is
good! I have alot of respect for everyone and love to see other
smile. To be honest I am a sucker for love, and to be with someone
that like me for me not matter what is the person i want! Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Activity partners, Penpals
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-12-18 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 3in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Activity partners, Penpals |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | no |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | aquarius |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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atxdvr
26 / male / Straight / single
Big Pine Key, FL DescriptionI am a laid-back type of guy who enjoys being outdoors. I currently
teach marine science in the Florida Keys and love every minute of
it. You can't go wrong with a job that pays you to spend time out
on the water.
I also enjoy diving and own a private dive training company. Truth
be told if I am on the water or under it, it is a great day. Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-05-26 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 5in |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | christian |
| Sign | sagittarius |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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aura2000
60 / female / Straight / single
Big Pine Key, FL Looking ForLong term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2008-03-08 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | leo |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | yes |
| Languages | English, German, Dutch |
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ej5500
55 / male / Straight / single
Marathon, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-01-27 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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pclark2
24 / male / Straight / single
Marathon, FL DescriptionI not very extroverted thus am not great at writing these things,
but here it goes. I'm 24 and I am from Jackson, MS. I was a
history major (started as a general engineer) at the University
of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and graduated in May 2009. After
graduating I was a volunteer at the Mississippi Museum of Natural
Science where I taught school groups about sea creatures.
I love computers, designing / programming websites, scuba
diving, aquariums, following current events (mainly foreign
news from the BBC), and of course hanging out with friends.
I'm on this website since I currently don't know anyone in the Keys
and don't even really know how to meet people other than those at
work.
I have a website at http://www.peterclark.info/ Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Short term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2010-02-03 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6ft 2in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Short term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | agnostic |
| Sign | virgo |
| Education | 4 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | English |
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calibbyusa
50 / male / Straight / single
Marathon, FL DescriptionIndependent romantic seeking someone to spoil. Living here on a
tropical island has many pleasures. Love to ride motorcycle, dine
out ,dance and watch the sun com up while sitting on a beach
cuddling with someone talking about simply nothing. I am also
calibbyusa on y/h/o/o/. Looking ForFriends, Long term dating, Activity partners
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2007-10-24 |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 5ft 8in |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating, Activity partners |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | sometimes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | cancer |
| Education | 2 year degree |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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dreamweaver6900
68 / male / Straight / single
Marathon, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-11-17 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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ggspirit
40 / female / Straight / single
Marathon, FL Looking ForFriends
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2009-06-20 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends |
| Smokes | N/A |
| Drinks | N/A |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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beachchevy
28 / male / Straight / single
Marathon, FL Looking ForFriends, Long term dating
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Stats:
| Join Date | 2005-10-16 |
| Ethnicity | Undeclared |
| Height | N/A |
| Looking For | Friends, Long term dating |
| Smokes | no |
| Drinks | yes |
| Religion | other |
| Sign | N/A |
| Education | other |
| Have Kids | N/A |
| Languages | N/A |
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